Showing posts with label cooking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cooking. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

In Which We Acquire A Vegan Cookbook

Hello, remember us? Stephanie and Johnny? It's been a while. We're still alive. Our house still has a hole in the ceiling. We haven't acquired any more animals (yet). Things are terrific- I (Stephanie) am employed full time, my horse is a real winner, and I think I might be getting over being sick. Johnny has acquired about a zillion boxes filled with things from his youth. Johnny also acquired a vegan cookbook.

We've been trying to eat in a more healthy way for months. We've successfully curbed our restaurant dining down to once or twice a week (as opposed to 3-4 times). Johnny has his addiction to sweets sort-of-under control. I ate cheese (and only cheese) for dinner only once last week. Best of all, our grocery bill is down to a somewhat reasonable amount. (Savings on actual food has somehow translated into spending more on snacks and juice, though...)

Johnny found the internet's favorite vegan cookbook, The Happy Herbivore, about two weeks ago. Both of us were very excited for its arrival. It's well reviewed, seems accessible, and promised there were no crazy ingredients required. When it was delivered, we eagerly started cooking our way through it.

We cooked black bean burgers, 'cheater' pad thai, smoky black bean enchiladas, and a stir-fry over the course of two weeks. Every last one of them was dreadful. Each dish was over-seasoned and oddly cooked. The enchiladas called for a pound of tofu, but the tofu wasn't seared or flavored beforehand. It absorbed enchilada sauce until it was a big, gelatinous, vaguely spicy mess. The black bean burgers overpowered both mustard and pickles with their cilantro. The pad thai's sauce was heavy and gloppy.

Perhaps the most disappointing aspect of the entire cookbook was its lack of information on a vegan lifestyle. No tips on how to balance meals to ensure nutritional requirements were being met (although nutritional information was provided for each recipe- a big plus). No advice on cooking unfamiliar foods like tofu, seitan, or textured vegetable protein. For a cookbook that touts itself as accessible to beginners, it sure didn't make cooking vegan meals appealing.

The recipes themselves are pretty easy to follow and clearly written. The book includes an appendix with definitions of common abbreviations (like TVP for textured vegetable protein). The recipes are of a low degree of difficulty and not very time consuming. However, they just aren't tasty. They seem to be written by someone who has no idea how spices and seasonings work or how things like "texture" can affect a meal.

I wish The Happy Herbivore was a better cookbook, because there are many things about vegan meals that appeal to me. For now, though, I'll just have to stick with the Meatless Monday meals found on eatingwell.com.
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Barbecue Chicken Pizza

Pizza dough recipes haunt me. They seem to take an extraordinary amount of time to prepare (24+ hours of chilling/proofing), require ingredients I don't have (I bought instant yeast in bulk, oops), or never come out tasting right (I'm looking at you, Cook's Illustrated).

That's why I'm super pleased to announced I've found an excellent pizza dough recipe and put it to good use making a barbecue chicken pizza! The whole process takes 45 minutes to an hour, which is faster than you can get a pizza delivered out here in the boonies. (Are you reading this, Mazzio's?)

Barbecue Chicken Pizza
Time: approx. 45 minutes, Servings: 2

Dough

  • 3/4 c. warm water
  • 1 tbsp. instant yeast
  • 2 c. flour
  • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1 tsp. olive oil
Add water to dry ingredients in bowl of standing mixer. Using dough hook, mix for 2 minutes on medium speed (4) and 2 minutes on low speed (2). Dough will be firm and easy to handle and smooth, not sticky. Grease medium bowl with 1 tsp. olive oil. Form dough into ball and place in bowl. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise for approximately 30 minutes.

Freshly formed dough ball

Sauce
  • 1 clove garlic, grated or minced
  • 1/4 c. barbecue sauce (we recommend Stubb's!)
  • 1 can (8 oz.) tomato sauce
  • 5 dashes of hot sauce like Tabasco (or to taste)
  • 1 tsp. salt
Combine ingredients in small saucepan over low heat. Simmer for 15-20 minutes, stirring occasionally, until flavors combine. 

Simmering sauce!
Topping

  • 1 chicken breast, cooked and chopped
  • 1/2 c. red onion, sliced
  • 1/2 c. fresh tomato, chopped
  • 1 1/2 c. Gruyère cheese
  • 1/2 c. Parmigiana cheese
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Grease baking sheet with olive oil. Roll dough into rectangular shape about 12" x 9". Spread sauce evenly over dough, leaving a 1/4" to 1/2" border around edge. Top with cheese, chicken, tomato, and onion. Bake for 20-25 minutes, until crust is golden.

Toppings
Cheese
Formed crust
Sauced crust
Topped pizza, pre-oven
Pizza, post-oven!
Some notes
After proofing (the technical term; hey, I worked at Domino's in college!), the dough should be nice and soft. It may have some air bubbles, which you should pop. The dough should be very easy to work with- it will be slightly elastic, so when forming the crust, push gently. If you rip the dough, just patch it up with extra dough from a thicker part of the crust. No harm done! You also don't have to use fancy cheese like Gruyère and Parmigiana. I happened to have lot of both on hand thanks to cheese-of-the-month club. You could easily substitute Swiss or mozzarella; whatever your personal preference is what works. The crust is a great base for any type of pizza, so feel free to go crazy with your own sauce and topping combos. Don't forget to share!


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Friday, November 5, 2010

Food Creativity

It's no secret Johnny and I love baking and cooking. We try to find recipes that use ingredients that are widely available (after all, living in rural Oklahoma doesn't really put us in a position to find exotic foodstuffs like tofu or shiitake mushrooms) and can be used in multiple recipes (look for our new section "Indian Everything: I Need To Use This Garam Masala" soon!). Occasionally, we end up with extra something-or-other and have to find a way to use it before it goes bad. (I guess we could throw this food away, but I just imagine myself throwing dollar bills in the trash and silently weep over all the shoes I could have bought. I think Johnny weeps over all the Subaru Bajas he could buy or something.) 

Perfect example: buttermilk. A fairly innocuous ingredient, buttermilk is common in everything from mashed potatoes to muffins. Here's the problem: recipes usually call for a cup or two and buttermilk seems to be sold only in half-gallon increments. I mean, we could just plan of week of buttermilk-incorporating recipes, but I am not into gaining 23098 pounds because I needed to use this stuff and ate only fried chicken, mashed potatoes, biscuits, onion rings, and ranch dressing. Solution: start putting buttermilk in places it's never been! Try buttermilk next time you make scrambled eggs- they'll be fluffier and taste exactly the same. Or use it instead of milk when you make macaroni & cheese. It's a little tangy and yields a slightly thicker consistency. 

Sometimes it's not the fault of inconvenient packaging that you have too much of an ingredient. This week, I'd found a recipe for some Indian-spiced chicken pitas. It calls for plain yogurt, and since we only have fancy fruity kinds on hand, we picked some up at Braum's last week. I forgot to delete yogurt from the shopping list, so during our weekly trip to Reasor's, another container of yogurt made its way to our fridge. Now we have two yogurts. What's a girl to do? Make macaroni & cheese of course (what can't mac & cheese do)! The packaged stuff (we like Annie's) calls for milk and butter, but it's easily replaced by a 6 oz container of plain yogurt. It tastes awesome and stays super creamy. Yummy.  

Other suggestions for ingredients taking up space:
  • Sriracha: this is that bright-red Thai hot sauce you used once in a stir-fry recipe. Instead of letting it lurk in your pantry, use it in deviled eggs! Saves you from sprinkling all that paprika on top; that stuff just makes the eggs look diseased. 
  • Rice vinegar: thought this was just for sweet-and-sour sauces or General Tso's chicken? Think again! It's a mild vinegar which you can use to make a vinaigrette. Just add lemon juice, olive oil, dijon mustard, salt, and pepper. 
  • Spicy black bean sauce: how thoughtless are the guys at Cook's Illustrated? You have to buy a whole jar of this stuff just to use a tablespoon in that delicious beef stir-fry recipe! What are you going to do with the rest of it? Stick a tablespoon or two in your barbecue sauce or meat rub. It adds an exotic spicy flavor without being overpowering.
  • Tapioca: tapioca: it's not just for pudding any more! Use this starch as a thickening agent in gravy and stew. Seriously. It's gluten-free and nearly protein-free, for those of you who care about such things.
What do you guys do with leftover stuff?
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Sunday, October 3, 2010

Justifying Appliances Pt. 7382916




In college, impulse buys topped out at $10 meals at Taco Bell and tickets to crappy movies starring saucy actresses of the day. But once society announces that you have "grown up" and have a "real job", everything changes. This is Justifying Appliances



Google Ads fascinate me. How a change in browsing behavior, outside all personal perception, can be announced almost immediately in any given sidebar. Never have researching appliances, shopping for gifts, and receiving scary pro-life/birther/tea party chain letters from the grandparents been of greater personal (and professional, if you forget to take "Dane Cook Butt Sex" in white/transparent font out of your sig) detriment than today, and every day future and past accompanied by Google ads!

Forgive me for potentially stating the obvious, but I am convinced that something similar goes on with the mail. 4 months ago, and I had NEVER received a Bed, Bath & Beyond coupon in the mail. Since then? I have received at least 5! 20% off any singular item!!!

But what to use them on?

Set on towels, comforters, etc. And while Stephanie can always do with more throw pillows, I have seen that episode of Seinfeld too many times to make way for that (besides, using a 20% off coupon on a $10 throw pillow is just so... bourgeois).

Which leaves us with small appliances! First and foremost? Kitchen Aid Standing Mixer! Rarely necessary, but OH so pretty, today I will justify this purpose by making chocolate chip cookies!

This recipe was taken from Cook's Illustrated:


2 and 1/8 Cups flour
1/2 teaspoon Salt
1/2 teaspoon Baking Soda
12 tablespoons cooled, melted butter
1 cup Brown Sugar
1/2 cup Granulated Sugar
2 teaspoons Vanilla
1 Egg
1 Egg Yolk
1-2 cups Chocolate Chips


Mix the flour, salt, and baking soda in a bowl (w/fork, not standing mixer). I prefer to just use my 2 cup Pyrex measuring cup for this, because it is the only time I ever get to use it, but a bowl does just as well. Set this stuff aside.

Put the brown sugar, granulated sugar, and melted butter into the bowl of the standing mixer. Using a low speed, and the paddle attachment, you should get something equally pretty to this:



Once you have a nice homogeneous goo going on, add the egg, the yolk, and the vanilla. Faint of heart may prefer to turn off the mixer for this step. This will not hurt the cookies, but may hurt your ego. Use caution!

Continue on a low speed until an even blend is achieved, then incrementally add the dry ingredient mix using whatever level (/lack) of caution you are comfortable with:



No need to scrape the sides, just be patient and the mixer will do all of that for you!

Once you have again attained an even blend, add the chips. An elevated speed (medium low) may be desired at this point:


Let this go for awhile, probably 10-30 seconds after last chip has been added, and then turn everything off, and take in your amazing extraneous appliance aided accomplishment!!!



If the dough comes out kind of soupy, like in the picture above, put it in the freezer for 10-15 minutes. Divide into ~24 balls on two baking sheets, and bake at 325F for ~16 minutes. A useful trick I have found is to watch the cookies and wait for the tops to "crack", this will give you a slightly crispy outside with a soft (but not gooey!) inside.

The best part about this recipe though, is that the paddle attachment is not dish washer safe, which means you have to lick it clean :D
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