Sunday, February 6, 2011

Monthly Cheese Roundup

I'm a bit lately with January's Monthly Cheese Roundup, but I've been busy lately. Didn't you hear? Blizzard in Oklahoma! I've been snowed in all week with nothing to do but eat taquitos and play video games. Priorities, friends. Priorities.

January's cheese shipment was 66% awesome. I received Stilton, Emmentaler, and more chèvre. 


I was totally unexcited by the Stilton; it's a blue cheese, and after last month's Roquefort debacle I wasn't really in the mood for more of the stuff. (The Roquefort is still in my refrigerator, by the way.) Stilton, which is an English cheese produced in only three counties, is actually fairly mild in taste. For a blue cheese, anyway. It don't taste like something you'd use to treat gangrene. It also doesn't taste like something I would snack on, so I'm reserving it for use in a recipe. Perhaps we'll have Stilton risotto with winter squash, sage, & walnuts soon.


The Emmentaler was my favorite cheese of the shipment. It tastes very similar to regular old Swiss cheese, which makes sense, given that it's produced in Switzerland. It's sharp and hard and is perfect on Triscuits with some deli turkey on top. (Fancy fancy.)


I like chèvre. It's creamy and soft and made from goat's milk. It's tangy and salty. I was very happy to get a log of plain old chèvre with no weird lavender or fennel flavors. I've been eating it with Triscuits and roasted tomatoes. I also popped a bit of it in the toaster oven, and while it doesn't melt, it gets very soft and warm and spreads nicely on bread. Mmm. Chèvre. I have quite a bit of it left and may use it in a pasta dish that's in one of my Martha Stewart cookbooks.


No telling when February's cheese shipment will arrive, since the month is so short. I'll try to get a review up ASAP though!
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Friday, February 4, 2011

Snow Daze


Front of the house from the road. It was knee-deep in some places!
Lessons Learned From Snowmageddon 2011
  • An all-wheel drive vehicle won't get you out of your driveway if the snow is more than halfway up your wheels. 
  • Buying snow shovels is best done in the off-season. Like the middle of July. 
  • Clearing a driveway using only a push broom and rake is a nearly insurmountable task.
  • Blizzard warnings will empty all of the dairy cases at all 3 grocery stores in your town.
  • Frozen taquitos for dinner two days in a row will make you very, very regretful. 
  • Drivers of Honda Civics are certain their cars have the same snow-handling capabilities as Toyota Landcruisers. They will be totally surprised when they become stuck in an uncleared intersection.
  • Once the blizzard has finished with your area and people are able to drive again, they will immediately head to a grocery store and bemoan the lack of dairy products.
  • Snow plows will come to your neighborhood only after they have finished driving up and down one well-traveled road approximately 80 times. 
  • Your neighbors are jerks and won't offer to let you borrow their shovel.
  • Although your pantry and freezer seem well-stocked for Snowmageddon, they really aren't. How are you supposed to make tamales without corn husks?! Where is the other can of Manwich?!
  • Spending a week trapped indoors with your significant other and cats isn't as fun as it sounds. 



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