The Bathroom Saga

It's been over a month since our toilets went out. I won't tell you where we've been eliminating waste, because you'll only be grossed out and it's not very exciting anyway. What I will tell you is that we have tried to solve the problem. The issue with solving the problem, of course, is that we don't know exactly what the problem...

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How I Know I'm Old

It's become increasingly obvious to me that I'm aging. It has less to do with my body making unauthorized changes (since when do you need arch support, left foot?) and more to do with changes in my overall outlook and attitude. I suppose this happens to everyone as they grow older, whether they're 25 or 55. What's really bizarre to me is not how different I am than I was at 15 (I've stopped wearing black nail polish, for one),...

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